Monday, August 24, 2009

Wacky, tacky email of the year!


This right here has got to be the most bizarre email 312DD's ever received:


"Dear patron,

We are sorry to inform you of something that has little to do with culinary ideals and more to do with decency. It has recently been revealed that the owner of (redacted) and (redacted), (redacted), has been involved in an affair with a married mother of two, 20 years his junior. Watching her young family disintegrate has been tragic, and we urge you to make your dining plans elsewhere. While not excusing the actions of this young mother, her current situation made easy prey for a sleaze of his proportions.

Sorry for the intrusion, you will not receive further emails from this establishment."

What The (*&^%$#$%^&*&^%$# EFF?! This came from someone using the restaurant's email address!


tonya said...

What does this have to do with the risotto?

Amalie/Emma (take your pick) said...

Well, now I'm ashamed to say I'm just desperate to know who it is.

Jenny said...

I got the same email and was thinking the same thing!!! Sooooo weird!

Anonymous said...

Now this is not fair that I have no idea where it is! I'm so curious!