What if 'The Situation' was a Sommelier?!

(Photo: Meredith Gregory)


NoMI's former Master Sommelier Fernando Beteta has a new hobby during his time off.

He's developed an alter ego on Twitter by pretending "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a second career as a sommelier . . .



Master Sommelier Fernando Beteta


You might remember The Situation's most memorable lines:

"From now on, you are excluded from dinner. You are excluded from surf-and-turf night. You are excluded from ravioli night. You are excluded from chicken cutlet night."

"You can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation."

"You gotta GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) every day to make sure you're looking your best bro. If your shirt looks bad it makes the whole product look bad."

But if you combined his flair with words with a love for fine vino, you'd get something like this one:

"G.T.L. baby, Grenache, Terret Noir and Laddoner Pelud! All from da South of France, Bro!"

Beteta says of his newest obsession: "As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation (through wine)!"

We'll be following Beteta's Situation-like tweets at hashtag #TheSituationTalksWine.