Cibo Matto Chef Goes to 'Hell' . . .

Cibo Matto sous chef Rusty Kook (Photo: FOX/"Hell's Kitchen")


. . . as in "Hell's Kitchen," the profanity-laced cooking reality show made infamous by Master Chef Gordon Ramsey.

That'll be cibo matto sous chef Rusty Kook (Kook the cook?!), who's up next to endure Ramsey's wrath when the new season premieres at 7pm Wednesday.

When the Diner is NOT Right . . .

Here's a ridiculously hilarious story from Anthony Todd, who writes for online 'zine Chicagoist, of dissatisfied diners who didn't do their research before heading out to particular restos: