
Riley Coyote of the Double Crossers professional roller derby team. (Photo: Katie Stapely)
If
Melanie LaForce suddenly found herself showered with $$$ from a wealthy suitor, the first thing she'd do is spend some on dining and drinking at Chicago's most established spots.
LaForce (who goes by the handle
"Riley Coyote") is a jammer and blocker for the
Double Crossers, one of four home teams in the
Windy City Rollers professional roller derby league. This means, of course, that this high-energy athlete can eat and drink as she pleases, so if she had the funds, she wouldn't hold back!
Her first stop would be
Alinea ("It's sort of a dream place, and you always hear about its cutting-edge dishes. Plus, it won't be in my budget for a long time.").
She also had these gems about some of her other fave spots:
"I would get
Asado coffee every morning, and
Mindy Segal (
Hot Chocolate) treats every night before bed with a
Whistler cocktail (
The Last Straw made with Broker’s Gin, green chartreuse, lemon, Maraschino, egg white)."
"I would make
Rick Bayless bring me (
Xoco) churros on my roller derby bout mornings. And
Revolution Brewery bring me a growler post-bout."
"I would eat
Rose Angelis pastas after yoga classes, and
Urban Belly noodle soups each week to ward off head colds."
"I would eat 30 oysters weekly at
Shaw's to keep me virile."
And the
pièce de résistance:
"I would totally ask
Charlie Trotter to come feed me raw food and snuggle. He's kind of my nerd crush."
Get tickets and schedule for upcoming games
here. The first one's Jan. 30 at
UIC Pavilion.
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